Have you heard of this Coke Zero: Sweater Generator thingy? Well, I've created an ugly Xmas sweater that I'm calling "Epic Battles" -- it pits dolphin against robots, unicorn against ninjas, Sasquatch against snakes, and of course T-rex against narwhal. Who will win? ME! If you go vote! I think I win the sweater itself, and you know you want to see me in that! And in that case, we all win!