Sounds about right. How about you?
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|I just realized something... I run like Robin trying desperately to keep up with Batman.|
|Maybe he needs a pair of these?|
|Rule #1: Run hungry.|
|I Heart Not Running|
|Damn, now I can't have this sticker anymore either.|
|Most humiliating part would be that it's not even me in the orange. |
Look in the far left background. That'd me in the blue. Walking.
|Also nope. Still not really a runner.|
|Hmm ... now you're talking!|
|Don't judge me until you've run a mile in my brain.|
|Actual action shot of me running. Taken yesterday.|
|You can hear it, can't you?|
|Running with me convo #1: Why the hell do people run marathons?|
|Running with me convo #2: I'm too out of shape for this.|
|Don't be THAT guy!|
|He was way more adept than this, but I imagine this is how his practice went.|
|Not shown: The snot running from my right nostril, thanks to the stinging bug juice.|
"I hate this. I can't breathe. I think I might collapse. Can we stop? I really hate this. Why did I come here? I never like doing this. I'm stopping. Can we at least get ice cream afterwards?"
|Ah, that's better!|