That's right, people... please take note:
The filmmaker formerly known as The She-Creature (well, okay, I still am) has done away with her red locks of the past 3 years and is now back to her natural color (thanks to a store-bought box called "Hot Cocoa").
Don't be alarmed by this new twist. Unlike New Coke --which was really old Coke, repackaged and subpar to regular Coke-- the current model still has all the same features of the previous model: glasses, artsy/creative streaks, geek-grrl accessories, ample front "airbags," junk in the trunk, zero onboard navigational skills, twisted logic. But now she also comes with a new, darker exterior color to match her dark interior humor.
Act now and date her again for the first time!
It can and did happen! Tell-all blog about dating ... well, tell-most ... tell-some ... regardless, it's TMI.
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