These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Move along.

8-1/2

In November 2002, I became an AMC Movie Watcher member. Starting in April 2011, that program is ending in favor of something called AMC Stubs. Aside from some lovely rewards, the Movie Watcher program kept a neat record of all of the movies that I saw at AMC theaters for the past 8-1/2 years:

1. 03/06/2011 | Rango
2. 01/30/2011 | 127 Hours
3. 01/01/2011 | Tron: Legacy in Disney Digital 3D
4. 12/25/2010 | The King's Speech
5. 12/24/2010 | True Grit
6. 11/26/2010 | Tangled
7. 11/24/2010 | Tangled
8. 11/20/2010 | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1
9. 10/24/2010 | Hereafter
10. 10/17/2010 | Red
11. 10/10/2010 | The Social Network
12. 08/13/2010 | Eat Pray Love
13. 08/11/2010 | Inception
14. 06/18/2010 | Toy Story 3 in Disney Digital 3D
15. 06/07/2010 | Splice
16. 04/16/2010 | Hot Tub Time Machine
17. 03/17/2010 | Alice in Wonderland in Disney Digital 3D
18. 01/03/2010 | Sherlock Holmes
19. 12/27/2009 | Up in the Air
20. 12/25/2009 | Avatar
21. 12/06/2009 | Fantastic Mr. Fox
22. 10/18/2009 | Inglourious Basterds
23. 10/17/2009 | Zombieland
24. 10/16/2009 | Where the Wild Things Are
25. 10/14/2009 | Bright Star
26. 06/14/2009 | Drag Me to Hell
27. 06/07/2009 | Star Trek
28. 06/03/2009 | Up
29. 05/17/2009 | Star Trek
30. 05/08/2009 | Star Trek
31. 04/01/2009 | I Love You, Man
32. 03/13/2009 | Watchmen
33. 02/06/2009 | He's Just Not That Into You
34. 01/31/2009 | The Wrestler
35. 01/02/2009 | Bolt
36. 12/25/2008 | The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
37. 11/15/2008 | The Changeling
38. 09/06/2008 | Tropic Thunder
39. 08/09/2008 | WALL-E
40. 07/26/2008 | The Dark Knight
41. 07/19/2008 | Hellboy II: The Golden Army
42. 06/15/2008 | The Incredible Hulk
43. 05/21/2008 | Iron Man
44. 05/03/2008 | Iron Man
45. 04/19/2008 | Forgetting Sarah Marshall
46. 02/23/2008 | There Will Be Blood
47. 02/09/2008 | No Country for Old Men
48. 02/02/2008 | Michael Clayton
49. 01/27/2008 | Juno
50. 12/20/2007 | Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
51. 12/16/2007 | I Am Legend
52. 12/07/2007 | Beowulf: Digital 3D
53. 11/21/2007 | No Country for Old Men
54. 11/17/2007 | Michael Clayton
55. 09/16/2007 | The Bourne Ultimatum
56. 09/08/2007 | Hairspray
57. 08/18/2007 | Superbad
58. 08/11/2007 | Stardust
59. 08/05/2007 | The Bourne Ultimatum
60. 07/14/2007 | Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
61. 07/08/2007 | Transformers
62. 07/03/2007 | Sicko
63. 06/16/2007 | Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
64. 06/02/2007 | Knocked Up
65. 05/30/2007 | Waitress
66. 05/25/2007 | Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
67. 05/06/2007 | Spider-Man 3
68. 05/04/2007 | Hot Fuzz
69. 04/27/2007 | Grindhouse
70. 04/12/2007 | Meet the Robinsons
71. 03/09/2007 | 300
72. 03/02/2007 | Zodiac
73. 02/25/2007 | Notes on a Scandal
74. 02/24/2007 | Bridge to Terabithia
75. 02/14/2007 | Music and Lyrics
76. 02/10/2007 | The Messengers
77. 02/02/2007 | Pan's Labyrinth
78. 01/27/2007 | The Queen
79. 01/20/2007 | Pan's Labyrinth
80. 01/15/2007 | Happy Feet
81. 01/06/2007 | Children of Men
82. 12/30/2006 | Night at the Museum
83. 12/19/2006 | Eragon
84. 12/16/2006 | The Pursuit of Happyness
85. 12/09/2006 | Apocalypto
86. 12/08/2006 | Bobby
87. 12/03/2006 | Casino Royale
88. 11/22/2006 | Babel
89. 11/11/2006 | Stranger Than Fiction
90. 11/05/2006 | Flushed Away
91. 10/28/2006 | The Departed
92. 09/24/2006 | Jet Li's Fearless
93. 09/15/2006 | The Last Kiss
94. 09/08/2006 | Hollywoodland
95. 09/02/2006 | Lassie
96. 09/02/2006 | The Illusionist
97. 08/26/2006 | Little Miss Sunshine
98. 08/11/2006 | Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
99. 07/07/2006 | Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
100. 07/04/2006 | Superman Returns
101. 06/30/2006 | The Lake House
102. 06/28/2006 | Superman Returns
103. 06/11/2006 | Cars
104. 06/04/2006 | X-Men: The Last Stand
105. 05/26/2006 | X-Men: The Last Stand
106. 04/06/2006 | V for Vendetta
107. 04/01/2006 | Ice Age: The Meltdown
108. 03/10/2006 | The Shaggy Dog
109. 01/22/2006 | Hoodwinked!: The True Story of Little Red Riding Hood
110. 01/13/2006 | Tristan & Isolde
111. 12/17/2005 | King Kong
112. 12/14/2005 | King Kong
113. 12/10/2005 | The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
114. 11/19/2005 | Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
115. 11/12/2005 | Zathura
116. 11/11/2005 | Pride and Prejudice
117. 11/11/2005 | Jarhead
118. 10/08/2005 | In Her Shoes
119. 09/27/2005 | Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
120. 09/25/2005 | Just Like Heaven
121. 09/23/2005 | An Unfinished Life
122. 09/14/2005 | Wedding Crashers
123. 09/09/2005 | Red Eye
124. 09/03/2005 | The Brothers Grimm
125. 08/20/2005 | The 40 Year-Old Virgin
126. 08/07/2005 | March of the Penguins
127. 08/04/2005 | Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
128. 07/31/2005 | Sky High
129. 07/23/2005 | Wedding Crashers
130. 07/16/2005 | Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
131. 07/03/2005 | Batman Begins
132. 06/29/2005 | War of the Worlds
133. 06/24/2005 | Cinderella Man
134. 06/19/2005 | Mr. & Mrs. Smith
135. 05/08/2005 | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
136. 04/29/2005 | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
137. 04/06/2005 | Sin City
138. 03/11/2005 | Robots
139. 01/02/2005 | Closer
140. 12/24/2004 | Closer
141. 12/18/2004 | Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
142. 11/25/2004 | Alexander
143. 11/20/2004 | The Sponge Bob Square Pants Movie
144. 11/05/2004 | The Incredibles
145. 10/15/2004 | Team America: World Police
146. 08/07/2004 | The Village
147. 07/23/2004 | The Bourne Supremacy
148. 06/30/2004 | Spider-Man 2
149. 06/26/2004 | Two Brothers
150. 06/13/2004 | Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
151. 06/07/2004 | The Day After Tomorrow
152. 05/19/2004 | Shrek 2
153. 04/30/2004 | Ella Enchanted
154. 04/11/2004 | The Passion of the Christ
155. 04/03/2004 | Hellboy
156. 03/20/2004 | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
157. 03/08/2004 | Hidalgo
158. 01/30/2004 | Big Fish
159. 01/16/2004 | Cold Mountain
160. 01/09/2004 | Lost in Translation
161. 12/28/2003 | The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
162. 12/20/2003 | The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
163. 12/17/2003 | Bad Santa
164. 11/15/2003 | Elf
165. 11/07/2003 | The Matrix Revolutions
166. 10/10/2003 | Intolerable Cruelty
167. 10/04/2003 | School of Rock
168. 09/28/2003 | Lost in Translation
169. 09/26/2003 | The Rundown
170. 09/20/2003 | Secondhand Lions
171. 09/12/2003 | Matchstick Men
172. 09/06/2003 | Freaky Friday
173. 08/09/2003 | Seabiscuit
174. 07/26/2003 | Spy Kids 3D: Game Over
175. 07/18/2003 | 28 Days Later
176. 07/09/2003 | Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl
177. 07/02/2003 | Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
178. 06/28/2003 | Finding Nemo
179. 06/21/2003 | X2
180. 06/20/2003 | The Hulk
181. 05/30/2003 | Finding Nemo
182. 05/23/2003 | The Matrix Reloaded
183. 05/20/2003 | Daddy Day Care
184. 05/16/2003 | X2
185. 05/15/2003 | The Matrix Reloaded
186. 05/09/2003 | Phone Booth
187. 05/02/2003 | X2
188. 04/18/2003 | Holes
189. 03/01/2003 | Daredevil
190. 02/22/2003 | The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
191. 02/15/2003 | About Schmidt
192. 01/31/2003 | The Hours
193. 01/11/2003 | The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
194. 01/03/2003 | Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
195. 12/29/2002 | The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
196. 12/28/2002 | Catch Me if You Can
197. 12/14/2002 | Two Weeks Notice
198. 12/12/2002 | Far From Heaven
199. 11/30/2002 | Solaris
200. 11/27/2002 | Treasure Planet
201. 11/15/2002 | Frida

Note: No independent art theater movies, no "dollar" movies, no Regal movies, and no AMC Coke Rewards movies (they never wanted to slide my card for those, for some reason) were included in this list during this time. Also, I wish this list went back to 2001 to show that I saw the first LORD OF THE RINGS movie six times ... or that it went back to 1999, where it would show that I saw X-MEN ten times. Stupid Wolverine fetish.

Confessional

The last two guys that I've been on dates with have had their dog die within days of that first date. That's just a weird coincidence, right? I'm trying not to get a complex about it, but I'm also a little fearful for the doggies out there.