That Girl!

That girl wishes the paparazzi would leave her and Britney alone!





That girl... well, we don’t talk about her anymore.





That girl had a life-altering moment at Lillith Fair.





That girl is a little too excited to see Billy Ray Cyrus back on the music scene again.





That girl dated Bill Plympton, but she dumped him because he got obsessed.





That girl loves kittens, balloon rides, tapioca pudding, and Meg Ryan movies.

Will the Real Doll Please Stand Up?

So P was tooling around on Ebay, looking at old action figures and dolls and such, when he goes, "Wow! A Conan doll..." I glanced over his shoulder and did a double take.

"Holy shit! That's no Conan doll...," I exclaimed in disbelief.




...That's a Maria Shriver doll!"

And you thought your school was bad...

Dropping the boys off this morning, I thought I misread this sign as I entered the parking lot. While exiting, I realized that it pretty much said what I thought it said:

"HOME OF THE BLACK KNIGHTS PARENT NIGHTMARE"



That's some great advertising! Here I just thought the school's test scores were a bit low.