Eleven snowmen a-melting
Ten ice skaters a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven gingerbread men a-crumbling
Six Santas a-hohohoing
Five golden coins
Four calling bill collectors
Three French fries
Two diamond pinky rings
And a monkey in a cherry tree
Honestly, these are things I DO NOT need!
More babies? No thank you. Three mistakes were enough.
Alpaca milk? Is that where eggnog really comes from? Here I believed Dave Attell when he said it was Elf cum.
All those leaping ice skaters and no rifle? Why do you taunt me so?
Gingerbread and Snow men? I don't need any more crumby and/or drippy men in my life!
Those Santas... are they mocking me???
Bill collectors? I'm sure it'll be WAY more than 4 calling.
I could use the gold coins, but the mirror tells me to just say NO to more cookies and fries.
Pinky rings? First I'm a ho, now I'm a pimp?
A monkey in a cherry tree? GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
